McCain Death Watch: Day 2

There was a brief moment of hope earlier today when John McCain had a coughing fit. Unfortunately for all of us, he recovered, and continued breathing.

Cindy McCain reports that last night, some indigestion shed a ray of light on the possibility of a cardiac event. Sadly, it was just indigestion and a couple of belches and a few loud farts cleared it all up.

Blanca will keep you posted on the health and well being of Senator McCain on a daily basis. If there is any news, like a perforated ulcer, fainting spells while operating heavy machinery, or falls down long flights of stairs, I will let you know.

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