Barack Obama is on a whirlwind tour of Europe. Not since Hogan's Heroes' Kinchloe has Germany seen so much of a black man. Indeed the Schwarzwald is finally living up to its name.Sadly, since the Berlin Wall is just a fading memory, Obama was denied his chance to call himself a jelly donut or to scream "tear down that bitch of a bearing wall and put a window where it ought to be."
Obama was greeted by 20,000 adoring fans, wishing to learn more about the candidate, learn more about his views on Europe, and to find out what Madeline Khan found out long ago--it's twoo, it's twoo.
Angela Merkel seemed disappointed when Obama didn't play grab ass with her like Commander Guy did. It breaks your heart to see a Kraut kry.
Elsewhere on the campaign trail, John McCain was greeted by four angry old people at a Shoney's in Charleston. His speech was interrupted by the early bird special and a group of very menacing looking kids on skateboards. Sphere: Related Content
6 comments:
Actually it was 200,000 adoring fans, but who's counting?
Barack Obama who? And John McCain what?
No real choice here.....
Len,
I am a Republican. I don't know how to count. Counting is based on science, and science is anti-Jesus.
Blanca
Blanca:
Where did you go to school? Do Sunday schools not teach people to count?
Hi Blanca,
I'm way out of reach in a Southeast Asian country, assigned in a region without electricity. We have a small window of opportunity to get to the capital city like now, to be able to use a primitive dial-up internet connection that is threatened by intermittent power supply. But I just cannot deny the urge to visit your site that I've missed a lot.
I saw a glimpse of the Obama trip to the Middle East and Europe on CNN yesterday as they were doing a summary, and the pathetic supermarket interview with John McCain. I agree with you, he's an embarrassment, and one person you'd not want to get blood on your hands for, but one you would want to disappear.
Obama is a rockstar in Europe. I don't know if this will make a difference in the US elections. But he sounds mor white to me as the election campaign ends. :-) --Durano, done!
Truffle,
Yes, they teach us how to count in our Jesus schools. But it is all based on Biblical math, so I can only add in base 3, 7, and 40. I did, however, major in cubits and I know how many parasang my car gets per olives.
Blanca
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