Well it appears that Sean Hannity did not rape any boys in the United Kingdom. Imagine my chagrine. It seems that my highly confidential sole source was not suffering from hay fever but was a drug addict. And it turns out the $25 I gave for an emergency purchase of Kleenex went to purchase crack cocaine from my neighorhood dealer. Go figure.I feel just like Judith Miller.
My source was a little confused. I guess I should have figured it out when he kept seeing elephants and screaming about the bees coming to eat his brain. I just figured he was a big John McCain fan. But hey, I'm a conservative pundit. I don't need no fact checks.
He was mixing up names and places. When he said "Sean Hannity," what he really meant was "Rush Limbaugh." And when he said "United Kingdom," what he really meant was the "Dominican Republic".
So, I apologize to Sean Hannity. Actually, being a right winger means never having to say your sorry, or that you're wrong, or that anyone else is right. As for all those busy bodies who kept yelling at me for some sources, here's your sources right here:
Look for your own damn self. Sphere: Related Content
2 comments:
You should delete you other posts - this is stupid.
Hannity is an idiot, but why turn rape of children into a joke? This type of "humour" is irresponsible.
I was shocked when I read this at zimbio.com and it took quite a while to get to your "retraction" which is still confusing and ambiguous.
So "ha ha" very funny - you're now a bigger moron than Hannity.
The great thing about being a right winger is never having to say I'm sorry.
We on the right have a proud tradition of using children, usually as props. The Palin children were a complete set of props used in the 2008 Presidential campaign.
Sean Hannity has raped. Just like the Clintons killed Vince foster, those two teenagers in Arkansas, and Ron Brown.
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