Barack Obama has chosen a senator from a state most people have never visited. It's a state whose two greatest accomplishments are being the First State and also the Home of Tax Free Shopping.The selection of Joe Biden surprised many people, who were hoping for Hillary Clinton. I was just just itching to smear that bitch.
John McCain was especially upset when he learned he would be running against someone who actually knew things like the Czech Republic is a country while Czechoslovakia is not, that Georgia is not just a Southern state, that Nelson Mandela was the President of South Africa and not a terrorist.
When McCain learned that Biden also was clean and articulate, he smacked Cindy McCain with a six pack of Bud. This puts a lot of pressure on McCain to choose someone who is neither pro-choice, pro-magic underpants, nor pro-cross dressing. That leaves just two choices. John, it's time to rescue your pathetic campaign and choose either Mike Huckabee or Jeb Bush.
Tonight I will keep that thought in my prayers, right between my nightly prayers for cheesecake and beefcake. Sphere: Related Content
2 comments:
If he choses Jeb Bush he might as well hand Barrack the election which would be a good thing for the state. BTW is it really necessary to refer to Hillary as a bitch? If you dislike her fine but such targeted language is hardly necessary.
But we love her on the right. In fact we think she is the bestest choice to be VP. I mean she provides the most to all Americans, especially those of us who still have an entire filing cabinet filled with White Water crap and Vince Foster conspiracy theories.
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