Keeping It All in the Family: The Palin Incest Secret

It just keeps gettings worse. It now looks like Sarah Palin threw her own daughter under the Straight Talk Express. For weeks there have been rumors on the Internets claiming that Palin's fifth child is not hers but Bristol's. In an attempt to deflect any further speculation, Palin announced her daughter was pregnant.

The twisted motherly logic behind the revelation is that there was not enough time between pregnancies for Bristol to get herself knocked up again, making Trig her child.

But more disturbing are the other rumors surrounding the father of Trig. Many are speculating that Bristol's father is the daddy. To date, Palin has refused a DNA or paternity test to prove who sired the child.

Palin claimed that it was her age, which led to the disability of the child. However those in the know claim that incest could also be the cause. Stranger yet, just three days after supposedly squeezing out the last fruit of her husband's loins, Palin went right back to work. It seems unlikely a woman of 44 could give birth, go back to work, and continue to give face.

Add this to the current investigation into her abuse of powers, and Sarah Palin suddenly becomes less trophy VP McCain had intended and more of a stone about his neck.

Come to think of it, a stone around his neck is not such a bad idea. Now all we need is someone to shove the son of a bitch into one of his seven pools.

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