Last night while I was sitting on the toilet, eating a Ding Dong, and playing with my hoo ha, I had an epiphany. After I finished, I then had a moment of clarity.Sarah Palin is John McCain's red herring, or red reindeer. Caribou Barbie is being placed before the nation as an elaborate bait and switch.
After the convention, Sarah will withdraw from the race, citing a need to spend more time with her slutty daughter and son/grandchild. With the nomination process behind him, John McCain will be free to choose anyone he wants to be Vice President, namely BFF Joe Lieberman.
By choosing the worst possible candidate, McCain can easily choose someone like Lieberman. Knowing that McCain is a loose cannon and has selected an unqualified idiot the first go around, the Republicans will be just happy to have someone with experience and half a brain.
This bait and switch is one of the oldest games in politics. Bush did it with Harriet Miers. Reagan did it with Robert Bork. McCain even did it before with Tom Ridge. The formula is simple. Choose a person who is a cross between Pol Pot and Ron Jeremy and then go with someone less disasterous, although more controversial.
Not since Tom Eagleton in 1972 has a party been faced with the prospect of going into the general election with a different Vice Presidential candidate than they had approved. McGovern went on to lose the election in what was at that time the greatest electoral landslide in history.
McCain will have to make the switch shortly after the convention to give him the maximum amount of time before the election to sell Joe to the nation. It is more than risky. Just as Palin has peeled off moderates and independents, Lieberman will cost McCain the base. But the latest Gallup poll has shown that Palin will cost Gramps the election. Sphere: Related Content
13 comments:
Attacking and namecalling a child to advance a political agenda? Bravo. Depth of character indeed... LOL
Relax, Governor Palin, despite her callowness, isn't really that young.
hmmm...bait and switch, I never thought of that as an option. We will have to see what happens after they finish with their kool aid sipping convention. Really watching the RNC is truly terrifying. Group think clearly runs that party.
TO: the link back project....this is a satirical blog. S A T I R E
TO: the truffle...she isnt smart either.
TO: renee...I so agree.
Blanca: I'm curious about your opinion of Sarracudah now. She appears to be a talented orator.
lol....feefifoto, no, she is not a talented orator. She is a pretty good reader though, even with the phoneticaly spelled words on the teleprompter.
The GOP is 98% white rich guys and they play the race card whenever possible......hmmmmm.....how very original,like going back two hundred years! Even catching glimpses of the RNC was frightening and downright creepy!
IT'S OVER!
(And you guys are now desperate. Stick to the issues, pal.)
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There are still 56 days until the election. Palin still has to go "Meet the Press" or any one of the other Sunday morning talk shows. She has been vetted less than the guy who mows my lawn. And now that the sack of potatoes she calls a baby is getting face time on TV, it is only a matter of time until animal rights groups force her to get her tubes tied before she pops out another photo-op/future Special Olympics competitor.
you had me going for a minute, until I saw this post was old. My fellow Republicans, lighten up. If you don't think this blog is funny, your sense of humor is sadly depleted. I'm about as conservative as they come, but we do need to be able to laugh at ourselves. Anyhow, Blanca, I dropped an award on you if you care to check it out. It was passed on to me, and I pass it on to you.
I disagree, but you are God so I'll not argue with you. After all you have personal knowledge of who is and isn't a slut. Perhaps you confused what you were doing during this epiphany with an actual brilliant thought. Sitting on the toilet, eating a Ding Dong and playing with your hoo ha. Everyone need to know their limitations. Have a great day. :)
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