Some have chastised fellow right wing blogger
Matt Drudge for leaking the story of Prince Harry "My Name's Not Potter" serving in
Afghanistan.
To his credit, Matt has braved almost certain death in publishing this most important story. In England, interference with the line of succession is a capital offense. I know this, because I have watched
King Ralph 34 times. So if I were Matt, I wouldn't take any trips to the UK in the near future.
Of course this is not the first time someone on the right has divulged information simply to get his jollies. Do you remember my good friend Bob "I'm Not Taking this Bullshit" Novak? He wrote a lovely article a while back, denouncing Ambassador Joe Wilson for not going along with the whole war thing. He then, some say purposely, exposed his wife, Valerie Plame Wilson, who was a secret agent in the CIA. Ooops.
You might also remember my friend Geraldo Rivera, who went on live television--if you can call Fox News television--and gave away the position of the army unit he was embedded with. Gives a whole new meaning to sleeping with the enemy. To be fair to Geraldo, it seems the army did not know the safety word. If they had only screamed it out, Rivera would have stopped. At least that is how it works with Bill O'Reilly during their S&M sessions.
To keep up with this proud tradition of leaking secret information and not to be outdone, I am now going to write my own blog entry, which will put others at risk, while making me look like a journalist just like Matt Drudge, Bob Novak, and Geraldo Rivera.
It has come to my knowledge that the Bush twins will be traveling to Dallas next week. They will be staying in the Renaissance Hotel, on the 23rd floor, in room 2307. Their secret service detail will be taking a long lunch, leaving the twins guarded by one lone agent, Anthony Zerelli, who suffers from a bad knee and cannot see out of the left corner of his left eye. He is also allergic to peanuts, so a light dusting of peanuts or coating of peanut oil on his chair next to the north elevators in the west wing would place him in anaphylactic shock.
Jenna Bush is also scheduled to attend a concert on Tuesday evening. She will enter Symphonie Hall via the south underground entrance, which has a security flaw due to the fact that one large car can block egress. The security camera as the north entrance is also on the blink, and won't be fixed until next Wednesday.
Barbara Bush also takes a morning jog, where she is only guarded by two guards, one of which is lactose intolerant, and the other is six weeks pregnant. A healthy does of hormones and milk can take these two out. Barbara will be jogging around Dealey at 5:30 in the morning. She usually stops in the middle of the plaza to do some stretching. There is a direct line of sight from either a nearby building where books are deposited, or a from a little knoll with some grass.
Next week I will give the exact location of John McCain's sons, who are serving in Iraq.
Let's see Matt Drudge top that!
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I have burned my Republican membership card. John McCain has tainted this party forever.
