Tea Bagger Party

Blanca has hitched her wagon to the whole tea bagging phenomenon storming the nation. In fact, I like tea bagging so much, that I have decided to start my own Tea Bagger Party.

This should not be confused with the tea bagging parties being planned around the nation. This is an actual political party, The Tea Bagger Party, for all the tea baggers out there in this great land of ours.

We already have had a lot of interest in the tea bagging. Glenn Beck personally informed me he would like to be the first tea bagger. At the same time I got Glenn's message, I also heard from Sean Hannity, who claims to be the number one tea bagger in the nation. Well guys, I don't know who the bigger tea bagger is, but why don't you take turns seeing who will be on top?

Even my gal pal Ann Coulter is getting in on the tea bagging. Now, I have heard that many out there think that a woman cannot be a tea bagger. Well, I beg to differ. Ann Coulter has been a tea bagger for years. In fact, she has just the right equipment to tea bag. In fact she showed me her set recently, and I was so impressed, I reached out to touch, but she slapped my hand and said I would get them all dirty with my greasy fingers.

With the midterm elections just 18 months away, we have a lot of tea bagging to do if we want to put our tea bags on the lips of every American out there. By the time we are done tea bagging the nation, it will be as if the only thing coming out of their mouths will be our tea bags.

So if you are an eager beaver, I urge you to join the Tea Bagger Party today! And I would like to send out a special thanks to Dick Cox for all his help in making this tea bagging possible. Next time I see you, Dick, I will kiss you right the top of your head.

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