My puki pal Michelle Malkin came to me in tears recently. She said she just found out she was Asian, and that she didn't want to be. She could imagine nothing more horrific than going through life Asian. I didn't know what to do.So I penned the following email to the lovely folks over at Truth Ministry, to see if they could help her.
My puki pal Michelle Malkin is Asian, and she doesn't want to be. I saw on the Internets your billboard offering hope for the Asian inflicted. Can you help her? Is it done through surgery or DNA splicing? Oh, that's right, that is science, and we don't want to go that route. Maybe some snake handling or perhaps some chanting will do the trick. Please help her. If she has to go through life Asian, I have no idea what will become of her. I know God will punish her if she doesn't change her Asian ways. I mean I just get sick to my stomach watching her use chopsticks and eat rice. It just breaks my heart. Please help her!If you know someone who is suffering from Asianness, please visit the folks at Truth Ministry. They can help. Sphere: Related Content
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Sadly, I know someone who suffers from Asianness - ME! And damn proud of it too.
Just curious, but what in her writings indicates she doesn't like being of Asian-American descent? I never read it myself.
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Lmao. Classic. I like Michelle but that's still funny. You got a gift with this stuff. One day you should do a parody on me. lol
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Why pick on Malkin? When did she say anything like this?
Michelle Malkin supported the internet of Japanese-Americans in World War II. Indirectly, she has advocated for the internment of Filipino-Americans after 9/11. The Philippines is not only a Christian country, but it is also a Muslim country. Walk the streets of Manila, and you will see Muslims as well as Catholics.
So I would say she hates being the Asian.
I just have to tell you I love your blog. I found it a couple of weeks ago and it is always good for a laugh.
I know it sound like I am being snarky but I'm not I really do love it!
Wow I didn't know that about Malkin. George Takei would disagree with her.
George Takei was interred along with his family during World War II, simply because they were Japanese-Americans. Michelle Malkin supports the interment of the Japanese.
Had Michelle Malkin been in Nazi Germany and Jewish, she would have been a Kapo, sending her fellow Jews off to the gas chambers and digging their graves, in the futile hope collaboration would bring salvation.
Many Kapos did survive, until the liquidation of the Ghettos and Camps. Then they joined their fellow Jews in the ovens.
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