Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Maine Gay Marriage Legalized

Maine Governor John Baldacci signed Wednesday into law a bill legalizing gay marriage in the state. The move makes Maine the fifth state to allow gay marriage.

Well maybe there is an evolutionary reason for homosexuality. Perhaps it is nature's way of saying "hey, six billion people is more than enough." Gay cavemen weren't saddled with children and could go on longer hunts without worrying about leaving people behind. They also kept the numbers down in the clan.

And who told you there was no "gay" gene? There actually is. Well, there is more than one gay gene. There is an actual gene, which has been found, but you probably skipped that bit of science while playing with your Jesus Chemistry set. There is also a guy in my building named Gene who is the biggest queen I have ever seen.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

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5 comments:

aser said...

Maine Gov. John Baldacci said gay-YES!
Same-sex marriage became legal in Maine on Wednesday as Gov. John Baldacci signed a bill less than an hour after the state legislature approved it.
Maine Gov. John Baldacci signed a bill Wednesday legalizing same-sex marriage.
The survey's sampling error was plus or minus 3 percentage points.
See the actual video.
said-gay--YES

Windroot said...

I've been writing on this issue for years and have to come to see it as the simple need for companionship as you face the twilight of old age. It's like my wife once said, you don't really understand marriage until you are in your fifties. At that point, what possible harm can there be to society. Can't be worse than all the old people living in sin so they won't lose their Social Security benefits.

Carl said...

Yes! Yes! Yes! I want to run out and sing Like a Virgin on the street.

Shane said...

Blanca! Good Republicans such as yourself are good creationists, so you can't go using evolution arguments when it's convenient for your argument. For shame!

Blanca DeBree said...

Shane,

I just misspoke like Arlen "That's Not My Bag, Baby" Specter. When I said cavemen and evolution, what I meant to say was in the time before Jesus, when we roamed the earth with dinosaurs before the great flood drowned them and the Devil put all those fossils in the ground to trick us.

Thanks for pointing out my error.

Blanca