Like millions of you, I will never forget where I was when I heard the tragic news. I sank to the floor and cried. An adult isn't supposed to cry over people she's never met, but when such a singular loss hits the nation, you mourn as if it were kith and kin. I felt perhaps like Don McLean did when he penned American Pie. Indeed, it was the day the music died.And so this fateful day in June will dampen forever all future weddings and will add a tinge of regret to any sunny day from now on. Children's laughter will ring somewhat hollow, and the clouds will appear darker when they bedeck the sky. At night the stars will seem to dim, even though we know among them he will dance.
And so it was today that Blanca's heart sank a little lower when the Minnesota Supreme Court announced in a unanimous decision that Al Franken had indeed won the 2008 senatorial election and that he would be taking his place in the Senate chamber next week as Senator Franken, MN-D.
Oh the humanity.
So Blanca has decided that this may be a good time for a little reset, a three finger salute, if you will. July marks the third anniversary of the Blanca DeBree Blog, and it seems like a fitting time to retool. Big changes are coming as part of Blanca 3.0. There will be new content, some of it racy.
Taking a hint from my good pal Bill O'Reilly, I've decided to add some regular features to my blog, because, as Fox News and perverts know, sex sells. And as long as you deride it as evil, it is ok to show it. Over and over again.
So as part of this retooling, the Blanca DeBree blog will be moving. To prepare youself, you should get used to using the new address: BlancaDeBree.com.
So for the next couple of weeks the updates will be less regular than normal, as I work with my staff--actually it's Glenn Beck's staff--to make the new Blanca 3.0 even more exciting. I know you will like it, because whenever I play with Glenn Beck's staff, he leaves a happy man. Of course I have to dress like a boy scout and say things like "are you sure this is the way to earn my merit badge, Scout Master?"
Please keep coming back, and if you have any ideas for the new blog, please leave them here. Think of this as one of those Fox News segments, You Decide. And just like on FoxNation.com, if I don't like any of the crap you suggest, I'll just delete it. That's democracy in action! Sphere: Related Content
4 comments:
What platform are you thinking about using? Because I would suggest Wordpress.
Good luck with getting the new URL set up and everything. ... Hey, I think I just used that picture recently. A beauty, huh?
Aha! It has finally been revealed. For celebrity deaths usually come in groups of 3. First came David Carradine, Ed McMahon and Farrah. Then came Michael, Billy Mays and now with the decision being in favor of Al Franken--the death of the US Senate until at least the next election.
My handlers tell me I am going to use WordPress. I now have handlers, because I am so big. I'm not famous, just immensely fat. I'm not Rush Limbaugh fat, yet, but approaching the size where I create my own event horizon.
The death of the Senate actually occurred a long time ago, when advocates for the rights of the mentally disabled petitioned Congress to permit the criminally stupid to run. Thus we have people like Mitch McConnell from Kentucky currently holding office.
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