There is an explosive new video tape showing Michelle Obama, wife of Democrat President Nominee Barack Obama, and possible future First Lady--if God doesn't save us all and strike down John McCain before the convention--railing against "whitey" from the pulpit at their controversial Chicago church and sitting next to Reverend Wright and Louis Farrakhan.I have worked closely with my sources, who have assured me that this is 100% real, that it exists, and that the GOP is sitting on this until the appropriate moment, when they can spring this on an unsuspecting America, and destroy the Obama campaign. These sources are highly reliable. They have been extremely accurate in the past. Indeed, it was they who informed me we would be greeted as liberators, that WMD's existed, and that everyone would get a magic pony if we went ahead with the surge.
Many sources have documented the veracity of these claims. No Quarter has stated that this video indeed exists, that several friends have seen it, and one guy's former roommate's mother-in-law, actually saw the receipt for the video tape used to copy the original. This is damning stuff, ladies and gentlemen.
Right Pundits has also claimed that the video is real. Well, at least they claim that they should post this story, claiming that if it is real, they at least don't look like the imbecilic inbred morons they really are. But it's the thought that counts.
And Political Kudzu probably has the strongest claims about this video. Instead of relying on first- or second-hand accounts, they have used the extremely accurate third-hand accounts and the always accurate hearsay. What else but this kind of journalistic excellence could you expect from a blog, which asks, who is hotter, Cindy McCain or Michelle Obama?
Just think what this means. The Republicans can destroy Barack Obama at a time and place of their choosing. Of course, it probably would have made more sense to bring the tape out a while ago, to destroy Barack before he had the nomination, and to make Hillary the nominee. And the tape could have been made public back when this whole process began, when it would have been much easier to kill the beast, that has become the Obama-phenom. Oh, and I am sure that if someone had actually leaked this out the night he went over the top in St. Paul, the damage to the Democrat party would have been so great that we would win the White House, even with a flawed, dead, pasty white candidate.
But that is just the kind of logic and forethought that we Republicans buck every chance we get.
After many hours of searching, working with my operatives, and sleeping around like James Bond to gather information, I have finally found the infamous video, and I am posting it here for all the world to see.
Next week I plan to post the damning video of John McCain confessing to war crimes in the infamous Hanoi Hilton. On the same tape, he can be seen talking to Mao Tse Tung, Nikita Kruzchev, and the ghost of Adolf Hitler. He then masturbates over a copy of The Bible, and rapes three children while burning an American flag.
Let's see the son-of-a-bitch run as a Republican after that! Sphere: Related Content
